neopats:

[mom voice] targé

maitrebate:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

harry potter is real and he is canadian

pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

Were watching schindler’s list in ap world and that movie is brutal

filed under: its about the holocaust. it's really well done and that's what makes it sadder because it's so realistic.

z-o-l-a:

My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

lupita is probably the most beautiful woman in the world like damn everything about her looks personality talent theyre all just great 

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